A young gentleman, who is very particular about the getting-up of his linen, wrote a note to his laundress, and at the same time sent one to the object of his affections.  Unfortunately, he put the wrong address on the envelopes and posted them.  The woman was puzzled, but not in the least offended; but when the young lady read: — “If you rumple up my shirt bosoms and drag the button off the collar any more, as you did the last time, I shall have to go somewhere else,” she cried all the evening, and declared she would never speak to him again.

The Reformed Church Messenger
November 16, 1881